Fancy meeting you here.
You probably found your way here by following a link in an email back to this domain. Which means you thought it looked suspicious, or at least worth looking into.
We think any email that might be spam is worth looking into, too. If you think you’ve been spammed by somebody using our system, please help us and forward the offending email to email@example.com
A steely-eyed QuickMail will investigate your complaint with the utmost dispatch and zeal.
We hate spam as much as you do.
Die, spam, die.